Thursday, September 08, 2005

You see, the trouble is...


Even though I've taken the step of having our household removed from various mailing list data warehouses so that we don't get unsolicited mail and telephone calls, some inevitably slip through, as you'd expect.

They're usually .. no, on second thoughts, they're all crap and the only reason I open them is to remove any evidence of my name and address, and any other pertinent details, remove the customary free pen / lapel badge / sachet of hand cream / lucky charm and then sling said letter in the bin.

While some might find it a sad reminder for them, I actually find it amusing that people are still sending my mother letters even though she's been dead this past two years.

The ironic / funny thing is, most of them are from so-called clairvoyants and seers trying sell my mother a happy future and peace of mind.

Well, my mothers' dead .. you didn't see that one coming, did you?

Can't be that good if you missed that one.

There's a moral to this story .. damned if I know what it is...

13 Comments:

Blogger DJ said...

While pondering the deeper meanings of all that - THE CRICKET'S ON.
I'll be back... in 5 days

9:57 am  
Blogger Wayne Smallman said...

Good point!

10:01 am  
Blogger Katie said...

Hi honey! I think the moral to this story that you're after is that who ever you are whether you're living or dead they still post or call you with utter crap!
I get stupid calls about winning holidays I didn't enter in the bloody first place. How stupid is that! Oh well soon they won't be able to get me, I've signed up to BT Privacy Scheme which stops them selling things or telling me I could replace doors or windows.
Arrgh!
Hope you sort the bogus callers soon, honey!
Or lie and tell them you're not who their looking for!

3:19 pm  
Blogger Wayne Smallman said...

If I'm at a loose end, I just string them along and waste their time.

You'd be surprised just how annoyed these people get when you waste their time as opposed to them wasting yours.

I've been so deliberately indecisive and awkward with these people that some companies have black-listed me and won't call me anymore .. which is fun!

3:50 pm  
Blogger Katie said...

You've got the right idea there Wayne honey!, but doesn't it cost more money to that!

You're a guy with attitude! Cool! I like that!

4:22 pm  
Blogger Wayne Smallman said...

"You've got the right idea there Wayne honey!, but doesn't it cost more money to that!"

It's their call, not mine.

They're calling me, so if they think they're going to waste my time .. ehem...

4:29 pm  
Blogger Katie said...

You tell them straight, honey!!!

Go for it!!!!

Incidently check my blog out you might be pleasantly surprised!!!!

9:58 pm  
Blogger LiVEwiRe said...

So they obviously can't sense your feelings on the subject either. They definitely need a new line of work.

5:16 am  
Blogger Wayne Smallman said...

I'd say so.

I foresee a definite career change ahead of them...

8:31 am  
Blogger Katie said...

I love your way of thinking, honey!

You have a great sense of sarcasm, I like that in men!

5:12 pm  
Blogger Katie said...

By the way honey, I fancy a drink!
I'm buying!

Do you want a nice beer?!

I could do with a friend to talk with!

10:31 pm  
Blogger Wayne Smallman said...

Just got in.

I've had way too many to drink.

Maybe next time...

4:05 am  
Blogger Katie said...

Alright honey!

Next time sounds good, how about dinner too, with a nice glass of Moet if you like it.

11:18 pm  

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