Things that really .. really piss me off: part XIII

Unlucky for some, but this particular series has reached number thirteen.

Unlucky for some, but lucky for you!

Allow me to massage that muscle of rage, incredulity, angst, pitiless wrath and withering cynicism.

Sit back, get uptight and feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end as you share with me, your host for this evening (Greenwich Mean Time, that is) twelve things that really .. really piss me of:

Part I, People that slurp when they eat & drink.

Part II, Old people who think by virtue of simply being old entitles them to just do what the fuck they like!

Part III, Reality TV and soap operas.

Part IV, I know I've covered the topic before, but political correctness is just filth.

Part V, The idea of a United Kingdom is gone.

Part VI, People who go abroad on holiday and complain about the food.

Part VII, Malt vinegar, salad cream, marzipan, any sweet sauces for savory dishes and any / all sweet & sour dishes.

Part VIII, Smokers who think they're all healthy 'n' stuff 'coz they walk in a wood .. sometimes.

Part IX, Fashion fascism.

Part X, The pill-popping generation.

Part XI, What really .. really pisses you off?

Part XII, Daft television advertising pandering to political correctness.

Enjoy!