Things that really .. really make my day: part VI
This is actually old stuff, but I just found them by accident while looking for something else .. which, incidentally, I still haven't found!
Actual Headlines
1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
11. Clinton Wins Budget, More Lies Ahead
12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
17. War Dims Hope for Peace
18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19. Cold Wave Linked to Temperature
20. Enfields Couple Slain, Police suspect Homicide
21. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
22. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
23. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
24. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
25. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
26. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
27. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
28. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
29. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
30. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
posted by Wayne Smallman at Thursday, November 03, 2005
7 Comments:
Hahahaha!
"Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again"
:^D
This was absolutely the best! Thanks so much for posting it!
(no longer a chicken)
Glad you liked them!
I truly love how prone the English language is to double entendres:
Policeman: "So madam, I believe the incident took place on holiday. Where were you shot?"
Victim: "In between the novelty sand castles and the rose bush!"
For example!
haaaa ohhhh maaaan!! that was awesome!! - I think number 22 was my favorite....
Hi Kitty! And thanks for posting.
I've got a bit of a soft spot for number 4, actually...
LMAO! Now that was a laugh I needed. Nice to see you up and running. How've ya' been?
"Nice to see you up and running. How've ya' been?"
I'm pretty busy at the minute, thanks for asking!
I've been remiss in my visits to the various 'blog holes around the wibbly wobbly web.
So now, if I post, I make sure to post something that's got a bit of a shelf life...
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