Excuse me while I kiss this guy

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with Zero7, a bunch of guys who churn out some of the most amazingly chilled tunes. But today I found a hidden lyrical gem in the song, Destiny from the album, Simple Things.

This particular song is so mellow and reminiscent of summer time, once I've listened to the sultry tones of the female vocalist, I need a spoon to ladle me out of my chair.

Anyway, the lyric caught me out, because I'm that guy who picks up a spoken word or a song lyric and turns the thing into something .. shall we say, less reputable.

So on hearing this, I jumped into iTunes and scrubbed the play head back to listen to the words again. And, sure enough, they are indeed: "I'm watching porn in my hotel dressing gown."

Quite...